I don't care who y'ar...

A Kentucky phrase used to universalize the following (often moral) assertion.

I don't care who y'ar...Applebee's is good.

I don't care who y'ar... by nolangray February 4, 2012

you don't know shit from your asshole 

To be oblivious or uninformed on a subject you are trying to create a dialogue about.

The fact you think the government faked the moon landing proves you don't know shit from your asshole.

you don't know shit from your asshole by djstickyfing3rz April 3, 2015

ain't 

Short for "am not" and for nothing else – not even "is not", for "it ain't" would just be "it am not". The only correct use is "I ain't" which is a contraction of "I am not". So, don't say e.g. "you ain't" which would only mean "you am not".

Clinique: "Let 'im go, he didn't do nothing!"
TyRone: "I ain't done nothing! I ain't done no nothing!"
LaKeisha: "You bastards, let us go! I ain't done none!"
Barackeisha: "You let 'em go!! They's ain't have done nothing! They ain't have done none!"

ain't by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 11, 2021

c'ain't 

This is a double contraction for:
1) Can but are not
2) Could but will not

"Sorry I c'ain't help you move today". You could do it, but you choose not to because you clearly have something better to do with your time.

c'ain't by bandondunes October 22, 2009

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends 

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it by QuacksO November 23, 2018

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day 

Something people say in the Ottawa Valley whether they're drunk, sober, or copulating with an attractive cousin or sheep.

Delmer McDelmer: G'day g'day and how ya t'day!
Sheep: Baaaaaa!!!!

g'day g'day and how are ya t'day by smacktard April 27, 2003