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chocolate covered turtle

A female breast, covered in chocolate
I was having sex with Jenna, and I licked her chocolate covered turtle
by Black Man Named Bludge October 10, 2016
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The Chocolate Shooting Star

when you and a significant other are 69'ing and the womans ass is in the are and projectile shits into the air
Beck:I hit adam with The Chocolate Shooting Star
by xxXOsitoXxx March 9, 2020
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chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024
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Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.
1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.
by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024
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Chocolate

The only thing that females can eat when on their period
me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”
by Annoyed, But not a bitch :T April 22, 2019
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Chocolate Dubloon

When two or more twinks complete anal palpation, copulation, or really any other kind of ass play.
MMM.. Kevin can I have your chocolate dubloon.
by KEVINSACUNT March 31, 2017
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Unlimited chocolate fountain

When you have diarrhea and it won’t stop
Taco bell just gave me an unlimited chocolate fountain
by KinkyKaii May 13, 2022
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