G I C

An educational establishment where budding students lose all originality.

Creativity and freedom of thought and speech are banned. Success is not an option and failure in life is guaranteed.
G. I. C. Is an acronym for: Government Indoctrination Camp.
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School, College, University - Each of theses establishments may be termed, Gic.or G I C

Marlon B, asks Alpa, “Hey homie, why you not come ‘round no more, and man, why you wearing a shirt and tie?”
Alpa Cheetos responds, “Hey, you know I can’t read or write much at all.. Well I study hard and just got me a genuine ‘Degree’ from a G I C college”.
Marlon, “What’s the Degree in?”.
Alpa, “I got a B.A. in ‘T.V.S.O.’ …yeah, I got a first, did the whole Cap and Gown stuff…very proud. Now I’m off to start my new job - things are really looking up!”
Marlon, “Amazing, man you did turn out real smart after all. Sounds really important, Al.

Say, what is, T.V.S.O. ?? And what’s the new job? Also, can you explain to me, just what is a, G I C, College?
Alpa Cheetos smiles, proudly pushes out his chest and explains:

“T.V.S.O. stands for ‘Television Soap Operas’ and that’s my Degree! It enabled my to realize my life’s ambition - I got a job at McDonalds! Oh, and College GICs are great - they lend you money to pay for your studies, Pay you wages while you study and don’t mind if you never attend a lecture… G I C Stands for Government Indoctrination Camp!
There are lots of them about and..”
Marlon, being seduced by the false promises of Academia, falling into a hypnotic trance…“O.K. I’m sold! Sign me up now! Give me the number… this G I C sounds awesome…”

by MLMCEY January 4, 2026

C-

You were wrong.

Hym "And when you accused me of plagiarism I said that to steal your work would be to lower myself intellectually and I was right and that you cried like a bitch because it WASN'T C- work. You were a hack and a charlatan all along. That is what actually happened there."

by Hym Iam January 28, 2025

Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

·þģď《¤》mņɓŋṅžżź c č@=÷+*|♤□¤《》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: ·þģď《¤》mņɓŋṅžżź c č@=÷+*|♤□¤《》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Mr C

A mythical ancient creature living in Hammonton high school. He looks like lord farquad and only shows himself to those with pure hearts 💕

I love Mr Cs luscious locks 🥰🥰😚🤑🤑🤑

by Mcfargley January 31, 2025

young c daddy the big c himself

a racist crip with a 3.8 gpa but is a tweaker for the geekbars and muhas with a massive schlongg

bro i just got robbed by young c daddy the big c himself

by young c daddy the big Chimself February 4, 2025

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😱:E~X~E~R~U~S~A~B~I~C~I~C~L~E~T~A~E~X~E~@~G~M~A~I~L~.~CO~M

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025