No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 01, 2020
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Red Bull Boner

Big dick juiced of Red Bull.

Extremely powerful.
Extremely long lasting.
May turn purple.
I can’t believe she gave me a Red Bull Boner .
Yo bro, I tried that Red Bull Boner tactic.

All she wants is the Red Bull Boner.
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Boner Wrecker

Similar to Boner Shock - but rolls off the tongue better - Anything that causes the blood to drain from an erect penis - usually in a most unscrupulous and hurried fashion.
Such as when you're mother walks into your room - with or without your girlfriend involved! OR your girl's old man turns on the porch light just when you were about to make our smooth move... NOT - Boner Wrecker! or when you can't get the condom on fast enough..SO sad... total Boner Wrecker.
by Jean Nate August 04, 2011
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demi boner

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
Girl: "You're so hard right now"
Guy: "Yeah, I've got a demi boner"
by Poomah March 05, 2018
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