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Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
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Boner Squad

The best rap collective/gang. Original members are Lil Femboy, Lil Big Pi$$, and Yung Assclown. Est. 2020
Yo I been listening to hella Boner Squad recently. They are the best rappers ever!
by Cul Gi January 25, 2021
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Boner

Your friend: Bro let's talk to the new kid
You: Nah bro he's a total boner
by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025
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boner shrinker

When someone in your group is no fun and tries to ruin the fun for the group.
We were at the strip club and Norman was being such a boner shrinker and wouldn't stop talking about his problems.
by moabjen August 12, 2015
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mentor boner

A male with very little self awareness who seeks validation and to establish a sense of importance by attempting to mentor women without their consent.

Mansplaining in action.
The new guy in my team has a raging mentor boner. He's determined to educate me with his unsolicted advice,
by Girl_loves_cats February 29, 2024
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No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.
by no boner guy November 11, 2022
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Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.
Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.
by Capitan December 8, 2012
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