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OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.
Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner
by KD Dirt August 8, 2024
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Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.
A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!
by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025
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Yawn Boner

alt: Yawny

A spontaneous erection triggered by yawning, often tied to neurological sensitivity or dopamine response. Sometimes affectionately called a yawny.
“He stretched and let out a big yawn… then quietly shifted in his seat to hide the yawn boner”
by RNRKY April 30, 2025
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Turbo-Boner

The state of having an erection induced by sexual interest or activity. Differentiated from a regular erection, a turbo-boner is usually described as being so erect that it causes some minor pain.
"Dude, when she bent over to pic up her book I got a turbo-boner."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025
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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis
Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!
by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025
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Boner

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere
Yo wassup why is yo dick so hard
I just got a boner bitch
Lemme suck it babe
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