bird

a thing with feathers that lives in a tree for some reason, and chirps loudly at 3:00 AM. No one knows why they are so stupid, and annoying.

That bird is pooping on her shoulder!!

by rainas adVice for dummies May 26, 2023

Randy orton bird arms

1. A sign of victory or dominance over an opposition after conquering them with ease

2. It can also be used to emphasize pain, for example: stubbing your toe and doing the randy orton bird arms

CHOPPA HIT A NIGGA DO THE RANDY ORTON BIRD ARMS!

by AsuraPatel November 22, 2020

Baby bird

The act of sucking dick until he blows in your mouth, you hold it in your mouth and spit it back into his mouth.

This chick sucked my dick and gave it back to me like a baby bird.

by Evil Angel 45 June 13, 2018

Backyard Birding

The act of blinking your eyelashes on ones butthole to create a fluttering, tickle effect, preferably while performing oral sex.

I can’t wait to backyard bird your ass.

That back yard birding was amazing.

Oooo, backyard bird me baby.

Hehehe, backyard birding tickles.

by CheeseWagstaff July 17, 2018

Batman Birds

Batman birds is the alternative way to say "bats" If you forget it somehow

Guy 1: What was the word for those black animals in caves?
Guy 2: Batman Birds.
Guy 1: You mean bats?
Guy 2: Stfu.

by Alex_Bean September 19, 2021

Bird Hand

A gesture unconsciously used by women to make people listen, mostly men, without any question. It's like the Italian hand gesture but pointed forward like pecking the receiver. It's the last stage before clapping while speaking when she's on the verge of frustration.

Person 1: "This woman in the video who talks about what men should do sure do a lot of that hand gesture."
Person 2: "What gesture? Oh, the bird hand?"
Person 1: "The bird hand?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's like a pecking gesture to force someone to listen to her ridiculous opinions without question. It's like being henpecked."

by PaWokesAreTheWorst June 25, 2025

Bird bath

The act of shitting in a urinal

Hey Depo, all the stalls were full so I had to bird bath the urinal.

by CDeesNuts September 15, 2023