this feisty yellow beast has feasted on many people living in the jungles of the amazon it despises bruised people it thinks that part is DISGUSTANG!!!!
by The banana lord June 9, 2018

an exclamation of the obvious
by Kbp1234 February 19, 2009

A stealth weapon frequently used to make an unexpected attack at high speed. Difficult to deflect due to the curved nature of the weapon, such attacks are usually successful.
by Gronksucker October 30, 2023

by The Human Slang Dictionary December 20, 2016

A loser, who cannot make puns to save their life. Also, extremely uncool. (This message was approved by Kanye West)
SCENE 1: STREET
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
A sprawling, urban jungle - everything is concrete, and in shades of grey. A road splits the street in two, buildings adorning either side of the road. Two boys walk along the street; they're wearing Cool Person Sunglasses (TM).
They stop, and survey their surroundings. They have an air of nonchalance; everyone can tell that they are, in fact, the coolest of the cool.
A third boy stumbles through the street; from his walk, it is evident that he is Not Cool. He sways as he walks, and looks ridiculous. As he passes the other two boys, he attempts to greet them by giving a strange, faux-salute. It's another misguided attempt to be cool.
As this third boy leaves, our two heroes converse:
BOY 1: That guy is totally, like, uncool.
BOY 2: A veritable font of uncoolness.
BOY 1: Uncool to the power of 8, one might say.
BOY 2: In fact, I'd go as far as to say that he fits the label of.... "an apeeling banana".
BOY 1: So uncool.
Boy 2 nods in sage agreement.
BOY 2: The uncoolest.
END SCENE.
by OdinNorse7 May 8, 2014

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.
by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017
