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Simp

Someone who is too nice to a girl treats her more than her worth and most likely to get played and hurt out of the boys.
Jim: “Bro you can’t simp! It’ll just cause you pain and suffering if she breaths she’s a thot!”
Carter: “nah bro all women are queens
Jim: “bro This is why you’re a simp, you’re just gonna get hurt like the rest of the boys”
Carter: “no she’s different”
Jim: “thats what we all said, you need to save yourself carter, don’t simp.”
by Dudeperfect22 April 18, 2020
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a simp is a guy desperately trying to get a womans attention, and he dose so by sucking up to her and showering her in gifts. She gives a shit about him, because she gives just enough attention so he can keep spoiling her, and she just sees him as a way to get gifts/money. Simps are desperate for a girls attention, and they get it with gifts because of their lack in personality.
“That single, virgin jake is such a SIMP for addie. He literally just gave her a gucci purse for her birthday”
“I know bro. He’d probably get sent to the cuck chair when she finds out about his shrimper.”
by SUB2HENRYRAHONI November 1, 2023
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Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl
him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP
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a man who does or says something for a woman solely because she is a woman that he has feelings for but when it is not reciprocated back to him equally by her
the simp purposefully altered his workday routine at his workplace to make sure to be around her at a certain time in hopes that he would find something relevant to talk about with her just so he could talk to her despite her never showing any initial signs of attraction towards him

the simp was extra kind towards her only because he found her attractive

the simp spent his evenings thinking about her despite never even having sex with her
by secretrandompseudonym November 16, 2024
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Simp has two meanings. 1 Super Intense Minecraft Player or give soo much money to an e-girl (Or to a girl). And does whatever she tells you to. Doesn't like your hobby? You change it. You pee to much? You stop peeing! Spend to much time on tinder? (Because you fucking hate her) You stop it!
Person 1: Hey I heard Jack is a SIMP
person 2: Yea I know. Jessica is such a nerd!
by POGMAN123 April 17, 2021
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austin osbourne: "i'm dating a girl from ohio"
blake ortiz: "bro your such a fucking simp"
austin osbourne: "dude stop we love each other"
by Buddybooboo cat January 31, 2020
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Selwood.
Selwood is a simp
by Selwood March 25, 2020
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