steve the dog

steve is a dog hes a steve steve is the best dog name

steve the dog gunna lick yo bawls

by mickeal jackson29176492 January 12, 2023

Schrodinger's Dog

When you exist, but no one ever speaks about you, they barely know you exist.

I have been feeling like Schrodinger's Dog lately. Nobody knows I exist.

by dragsbruh July 12, 2023

Dog Fisting

When engaging in sexual intercourse you use your hand and mimic a dog as if doing a shadow puppet. Then proceed to insert your middle and ring finger in the vagina and your pinky and your partner's anus with a back and forth motion like you're hitting a punching bag.

(for enhanced experience you can imitate the barking/howl of a dog. While opening and closing its mouth with your hand)

Guy1: bro you wouldn't imagine what I did last night
Guy2: what's that?
Guy1: me and my girl were having sex and I started dog fisting her ruff ruff mf!!!

by Zae2live August 5, 2023

Saucing the dog

Involves three people and one sticks there penis in the others ass crack and the third on cums on there penis like a hotdog

Stacy told me and my brother we could be saucing the dog at her house

by Sir Gabe butsecs August 7, 2023

Bussy Dog

Male cat. Especially one that you're partial to.

That's my bussy dog over there giving me the slow blink.

by buttholehead August 7, 2023

Dog web

A dog web is a clump of fur that has built up on the floor or surfaces, like cobwebs but made of dog hair.

There are a lot of dog webs in that corner, someone should really hoover them.

by Neliverrrr August 12, 2023

Dog Sack

That sad little saggy bag of skin your dog is left with after having his testicles removed.

"You're dogs are well weird they eat their own shit"
"Yeah well you stroke your balls dog sack"

by will98 August 16, 2023