Wet Melvin

Similar to a “Wet Willy,” a Wet Melvin is the act of licking one’s hand and smearing it down someone’s face.

“I swear she’s gonna get a Wet Melvin if she keeps pissing me off”

“Giving him a Wet Willy would be too nice. He’s getting a Wet Melvin”

by robbiekates November 1, 2017

Wuhan Wet Market

Incredibly unhygienic pussy and ground zero for AIDs 2.0. (NEVER TAP)

Person 1- Man that bitch's pussy was the Wuhan Wet Market.

Person 2- You are fucked my ni...

Person 1- *DIES OF AIDS*

by o8fkdjbivudfnv July 28, 2024

Wet Tickle

When a dog licks a child's face, it is commonly referred to as a "wet tickle"

"Aww the doggie gave me a wet tickle!"

by DustyDanger23 February 27, 2014

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

The wet thumb

When a person licks their thumb and then drawers patterns with the wet thumb on a bell end in a sexual way

That girl I met the other night gave me the wet thumb

by MrTinkerbel November 5, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

wet mouse

the most top person in the world claiming to be a bottom

''Briley, you are such a wet mouse.''

by ballsfuck November 14, 2022