Small Penis

Deagan Martinovic

Deagan has a very small penis

by Cocomelon007 May 14, 2022

Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

penis at the disco

When a guy whips his dick out at the disco most likely while dancing

I wrote this from back stage lol

Random guy: *whips dick out at the disco*
Timmy: *points* penis at the disco!

by raybeez May 24, 2022

Gangrenous Penis

Gangrenous penis is where a male's penis is restricted from having blood flow for so long that it dies, causing the tissue to rot while attached to the body.

You: Why does my dick look like that?
Doctor: Because you have Gangrenous Penis.

by Breckin Tedders May 25, 2022

the penis man

the penis man is a god amongst men, a true god-tier entity and possible a convicted felon who spends his time on discord bullying the shit out of children and visiting the forementioned child's house just to kill him and convert his former body

do not go to arizona.

Beta: DUDE STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A LEAD PIPE!!!

the penis man: the hatchlings shall thrive on thy leftovers

by Dan J. Cooper May 27, 2022

Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

by Your average microwave March 17, 2022

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022