monkey bumper

A woman who likes to lick/eat another womans vagina(pussy).

That lady is definitely a monkey bumper

by DC Bighead November 25, 2007

monkey clap

Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.

Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!

by Ben Berkowitz March 21, 2008

Monkey Spam

The emails you get from friends and associates that say you that you must forward the email to everyone you know on the entire G-d damn planet because it is just ohhhh so cute/moving/funny/will make you fabulously wealthy/give you good karma/no I don't know what asinine means, why do you ask?

See also: Chain Mail

See also: Infinite monkey theorem

Received some monkey spam today. The first line said, "If you read this, you WILL forward it on. You just won't be able to stop yourself." I bet I can!

by ecognition April 23, 2009

Monkey Speak

Black man talk in a rhythmic fashion. I.E rapping.

Dammit boy, turn off that goddam Monkey Speak!

by Pedro Jay July 4, 2011

Monkey Cymbals

the moment before somebody something stupid. Although it may look like their thinking their actually is a monkey playing cymbals and occasionally doing back flips where their brain should be.

Yo Jag, the monkey cymbals are playing again.

Guaranteed a laugh because Monkey Cymbals is here.

by DerbyCymbals July 6, 2011

monkey beard

A pudenda covered with bristles, similar to a chimp or monkeys chin. Can chafe or irritate the male groin during intercourse. Usually the result of non-frequent tending to the Lady Garden.

I dumped my load all over her monkey beard.

by Steve Zodiac April 12, 2012

monkey shoes

Cheap shoes bought for doing everything. Often on special and have no quality whatsoever.

Hanz just bought another pair of monkey shoes what a cheapskate.

by Ryzzzr31 April 13, 2013