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suck me clean

1. Oral sex until the point of ejaculation has been reached and until testes are unable to produce semen; a reaction to extreme pleasure.
2. A response to an outrageous claim or request
1. Mother- Jimmy do your homework
Jimmy- Okay, but u gotta suck me clean first

2. James- That hoe was ugly
Johnny- Ya, she could suck me clean though
by Al Jihaaad April 19, 2007
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fuck-me eyes

eyes that make you wanna hump the person
by Louise August 26, 2003
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Punch me in the face

When someone's so attractive, any physical contact will do. People who feel a strong attraction to a good looking person will often throw this term around. Variants include "kick my ass into outer space", "stomp on me", etc.
"Ugh, Fletcher Shears is so hot, I want him to punch me in the face!"
alternatively
"Punch me in the face please."
by girlfriendgoat August 22, 2018
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Call Me Kevin

An Irish YouTuber that plays a mix of modern and classic video games. His videos are very humorous, and he often messes around with games and plays them in unintended ways instead of trying to complete them. He has created many well-known characters who appear in his videos, such as the Dear Leader Jim Pickens and Turg.
Person A: Did you hear, Call Me Kevin's got 2 million subscribers.
Person B: Yeah, I'm so happy for him!
by UltraHylia July 30, 2020
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Bring Me the Horizon

A great band that's often misunderstood. Okay, it's obvious & very easy to see that there IS a huge fan base of Oli groupies. And yes, it does get annoying and pathetic. However, you can't hate on a band just because of some of their fans? They don't get enough credit for their talents because screaming groupies distract from their music. Now if you set the girls aside and take the time to actually listen to their music, you'll be able to understand why their TRUE fans love them as much as they do.
BMTH has a rawness that a lot of these newer main-stream bands don't. They're uncensored and speak their minds. You have to admit, it's pretty admirable to not give a fuck what the music industry wants to mold you into. They're unique. And that's hard to come across these days. So haters need to re-evaluate their opinions.
Bring Me the Horizon is the shit.
Oh and they're wicked sick live!
"Dude, Bring Me the Horizon was fucking sweet last night!"
by xSkyBlueSmilex May 18, 2010
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hurts me soul

Something that causes pain to your soul. Something that makes you sad, makes you feel bad inside.
They bomb my village, they call us killers
Took me off they welfare, can't afford they health care
My teacher won't teach me, my master beats me
And it hurts me soul
by gSTATUZZZZZ January 5, 2007
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Smoke Me Out

To let someone with no or little bit of money to smoke your weed because you're nice.
Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!

Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!
by DankMastrr December 12, 2010
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