May 13th

National ass pic day. On May 13th you gotta send an ass pic if someone asks.

You: Send ass piv?
Them: no
You: but it’s may 13th
Them: *sends ass pic*

by Argargargass May 13, 2022

may 9

national eat your own shit day

Person 1: Dude! Today sucks!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its may 9
Person 2: Ewwwwww

by gurlllbyeeee February 15, 2023

may 3

annoy ella day the day where any ella yk u have to bother the shit out of steal there things, tease them, etc

may 3- hey there’s ella let’s go steal her water bottle

by urmom_dabomb May 3, 2022

Mommy Mai

Mommy Mai is Dababy’s doppleganger and has a big black 16inch veiny throbbing cock that she rapes her boyfriend Sakuta with

Nigga 1: You good bro?
Sakuta: Nah fam, I was playing the submarine game in the bath and when I turned around Mommy Mai started pegging me
Nigga 2: that’s tuff

by Gooseavelli March 8, 2021

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>forget about pleasing other people today and do only what makes you feel good. That may sound a bit selfish but the fact is you have done enough for friends, colleagues and even family members and must now look out for yourself<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Mai Stamina

Mai Stamina can not be defined in simple terms as it is an experience best felt first hand. The Mai Stamina has been passed down through many generations with one young Prince taking the throne and inspiring others. Mai Stamina can be likened to a horse on race day. When the Mai Stanina is used correctly, it is indefensible.

Mai Stamina know what we are, but know not what we may be.

I have the Mai Stamina

Nothing exceeds the Mai Stamina

by the.empress December 13, 2022