Shanaynay’s Law

The known property of a camp fire’s smoke to follow its occupants around the fire, regardless of the effort to escape the smoke.

Chris: “Man, I can’t get out of the smoke! It keeps following me!”
Aaron: “Yeah, of course; that’s Shanaynay’s Law”

by Aman245 December 31, 2021

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 08, 2020

grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's wife.

My grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 26, 2023

great-nibling-in-law

1. The grandchild-in-law of one's sibling.
2. The grandchild of one's spouse's sibling.

My great-nibling-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

law of new skin

is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable

you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7

by theflyingdutchman March 05, 2014

Sinnott's Law

A law which dictates that "Places Which Can Sell A Keychain Will Sell A Keychain"

Ah, a keychain for the Eiffel Tower, guess that's just Sinnott's Law

by Rhsjhxjand November 13, 2023

The law of Haringsma

Finding out you make a mistake 1 minute after sending a email or letter

That mistake was one according to the law of Haringsma

by Mattapattata August 19, 2022