Facebook

Old people fucking haven over here.

person 1: My grandma uses facebook.
person 2: to be expected.

by Space Racist March 8, 2023

Facebook

An app/website that peaked in the late 2000’s until every mom and child predator on the face of the planet joined it, and the CIA spies on you

Fuck Facebook

by Stickytipbro March 15, 2023

Facebook sheep

People on Facebook who are clueless about how everything they have typed into a search engine, retail online, twitter, Facebook, email, and anything connected to a desktop computer, or a smartphone has been collected and used to cause to them to follow or send them ads or request donations.

Wow, Facebook sheep, do they believe every meme, story, or celebrity they see or read about on Facebook? They follow like sheep to slaughter!

by leftturn April 3, 2023

facebook migraine

When you eye roll so hard it forces blood flow into your brain causing an immediate headache and intense feeling of disdain for the human race.

Upon viewing photos of Kyra’s latest beach resort trip after being told she can’t afford food for her children, Frida promptly eye rolled and experienced a Facebook migraine that required an exorcism.

by Truthgenie April 28, 2023

Facebook

Facebook! Facebook! Don't get me started on Facebooooooook!!!!!

They say that there's no cure for Facebook, your life is simply at an end.

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 8, 2023

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023

Facebook

A shity fucking social media website don't use it if you value your sanity

Darel felt happier after deleting his facebook account

by None of your damn business August 12, 2023