dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

The Dead Flag Blues

The sadness that comes from living a failing system.

Based on the song off of F# A# ♾️ by Godspeed You! Black Emperor with the same name

"Why does the country keep going to shit, it makes me have the Dead Flag Blues"

by GameScientist January 20, 2025

Dead man’s hand

When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.

Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?

Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”

Chad: “Awesome”

by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021

The Dead Zoo

The Dead Zoo is the nickname given to Dublin’s Natural history museum, on Merrion Street, Dublin 2
This supposedly is because of it skeletons of the 11,000-year-old giant deer and Spoticus the giraffe

It’s raining out, how about we take the kids to the dead zoo?

by Sinnia March 20, 2023

The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021

Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep

"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"

by MadelineiBv July 4, 2018

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022