Alarm Cock

The act of waking your partner up by slapping her in the face with your semi erect penis.

Susie was well away his morning but she sold stirred when the alarm cock went!

by leej1973 April 26, 2017

matts cock

Its usally means a very hard and long male organ(penis) on a male with the name matthew or matt

Wow did you see what matts cock did to paige after the party she didnt walk for days

by Isaytruthful April 27, 2017

halfer cock

An abnormal dick where the foreskin stops halfway down your shaft and sags there like an old ladies titts. One of the rarest disformalities of the dick. Nobody wants to be a halfer.

My friend Austin Schwabenbauer has a halfer cock, boy do i feel bad for him.

by Elwood69er October 1, 2017

stu cock

A white person with a little chode cock

He is such a stu cock.

by Stu cock June 6, 2017

cock lounging

When you're out with the boys and it's time to crack open a cold one and respect women.

Ben calls Daniel and asks if he's up for cock lounging
Daniel replies with, "I can't wait to respect women with the boys."

by Gaylee July 3, 2017

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017

Cock Flopper

When a women is extremely easy and you could "flop cock on the table" and turn it into a fun night.

I was at the bar yesterday when a cock flopper came out of nowhere. That night was crazy

by Virginityburgler69 November 26, 2017