by SkinnyBoner69 February 14, 2022
by mr.dickbutt187 May 21, 2014
Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.
Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.
by QuacksO November 06, 2018
by Debskelly1985 March 01, 2023
When you have a chocolate bar that's about to melt but is still solid enough to eat, so the second you hold it in your hand for more than a second it starts to melt
"Oh no, i forgot to put the chocolate in the fridge! Luckily its only edging chocolate and hasn't melted quite yet.
by Mr_Guy090 July 23, 2024
A chocolate confection shaped like a dinosaur. Inexplicably sold during the Easter season. Maybe 'cuz birds are dinos? IDK
"My neice got a chocolate dinosaur on Easter."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
"... ... ... Please tell me you're not being facetious."
by Darth Ramious April 02, 2022
It's when your fucking a bitch in the ass and then u pull out and your girlfriend starts sucking your dick
by Coaltrain666 September 19, 2022