by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

friend : "Hey! I just got a phone boner!"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
you : " why? those things are so dumb"
friend : "no. watch this!" *pop* *pop*
you : "ooooooooooooooooooo"
by MemesAreCancer March 13, 2018

When a person gets a boner from someone’s words over text. This is the worst boner because someone got hard to words.
by Mid12:00Night October 8, 2020

me and my girl decided to not look a gift boner in the mouth so she sat on it in the parking lot of my church.
by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!
by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

by Halobeast123 February 19, 2025

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019
