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Cooper Baker 

A cool ass dude who’s sweet as fuck and knows how to get all the ladies.

Example: Yeah boi he’s such a cooper getting all those chicks!
Girl 1: Who’s that with Sally?
Girl 2: I don’t know but he seems like suck a Cooper Baker

gnome beater 

When you have a bloody gnome and you proceed to jerk off anyway
That weird guy Michael in my class is a suspected gnome beater
gnome beater by Mat the rat January 24, 2018

Skeeter beater 

A person that beats there meat to skeet while music is playing in background

Angry Beaver

Angry beaver is when during normal sex in any position.. You know you've beaten it up and did a good job when you climax and there's blood on your shaft cause she has started her period while you were having sex .... Bright red hence the Angry Beaver!!
Last night while having sex with Beth i knew i just had an angry beaver because of the blood on my shaft
Angry Beaver by Mr. Freckles 69 February 9, 2018

sneezing beaver 

A vagina that has dischargered a white, sticky substance that leaks into the butthole
Guy 1: I heard you saw Layla’s beaver yesterday
Guy 2: yeah, she had a sneezing beaver

shower beaver

A shower beaver is someone who continues to leave bottles, soap, rags, etc, at the bottom of the shower. Which causes to make a damn, and stop water.
Andy keeps knocking all the soap bottles to the ground of the shower, and leaving it. He’s such a shower beaver.
shower beaver by EH3 May 23, 2018