Wet Banana Sunday

when you have to work in a supermarket on a sunday and pick up a bunch of wet imported bananas that have never seen the light of day and they smell fucking foul

“happy wet banana sunday”
“i’m having a breakdown because it’s wet banana sunday”

by justgotchocolateimokaynow July 9, 2023

Banana

It's a fruit and its yellow and long.

banana.

by the banana of wisdom July 19, 2023

Blue banana

They are blue and delicious and are vanill falvoured

Hey child, do you want some blue bananas?

by Bwig bwue bababa bwead July 28, 2023

Jana banana

Jana is the main name but we call her banana cause she's cute, hot, and everything you can imagine that girl is it like the amount of times you'd remember with her the hours probably add more than how much you've ever slept cause she's always got your back, she's a special kind of banana everyone's fav she's so underrated these types of bananas are so super hard to find because there's only one special one in the world and thats her <3

"I miss jana banana sm 😔🥺.."
"gyatt damn jana banana is finnee"

by marz.ca August 18, 2023

Banana Peeled

When an enemy in a video game dies as a result of some part of the environment, such as a bear trap or cluster of rocks in Skyrim.

Idea from YouTuber and Twitch streamer Joov

"Damn, I totally banana peeled that bandit."

by fishbowl347 August 27, 2023

Havana banana

This prank derives its name from its invention by US coast guard members stationed in Cuba. But its popularity has since spread throughout the civilized world.

It is performed by using a razor or other sharp instrument to open the peel of a banana without breaking the top. The fruit is then removed, preferably sucked out by an officer in front of his enlisted men. A turd of appropriate constancy and size is then re-inserted into the peel of the banana which is then placed back amongst non Hanava’d bananas. If possible, a cameraman should be placed in a position to observe the ensuing hilarity.

Dude, Joey got so drunk last night he almost ate his own Havana banana!!

by Feral fecal photos August 31, 2023

Banana darts

A game of darts where players aim at the board next to the one they’re standing at. Creating a banana like curve and skilled execution. Invented in Rolling Prairie, Indiana.

The game required two side-by-side dart boards because they were playing banana darts.

by Junkpunks September 3, 2023