Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.

"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."

by huahdaddy June 5, 2025

Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it

Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"

by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019

Anal Centipede

I line of people standing, a person at the front takes a penis in the butthole, and then the person doing that takes a penis in the butthole, and then so on it goes to the end, where that man gets a jolly time and doesn't get penetrated.

Derek - "Me and the boys were doing the Anal Centipede the other night"
Phil - "Where were you? Front, middle or back?"
Derek - "Middle, you know me. Action on both ends"
Dave - "What the fuck? Are you a homosexual?"
Derek - "Of course not, I'm a homiesexual"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Optional Anal

Its the action of doing anal sex with another being (female, demiboy i dont give a shit just stfu and read the rest ok) after you fucked the being in the vagina.

" Damn that pussy so good but let me get a taste of that ass too, throw in an optional anal".

by Ruige Kever August 12, 2021

anal bomb

It's when two gay men and a woman are having sex. The first man
is licking the woman's vagina from a subordinate position while the second man has anal intercourse with her until she orgasms and squirts all over the face of the first. This is often considered a punishment between gay men.

Steve and Bob had been fighting for a week. Steve to apologize
was required to take an anal bomb from Bob and their friend Linda.

by patb2009 May 15, 2014

Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.

My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.

by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023

anal prober

That weird mate that pokes your butthole

Daquan: Mary is such an anal prober
Sarah: I know right she kept trying to poke my butthole, I think she's a low key alien

by nipplebladez August 21, 2016