It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.
Bob is talking to tom.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
Bob:so i heard you were getting sum
Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.
by The magic man gone rogue June 23, 2021
When one attempts to twerk but cannot do it and instead look like they are gyrating on a ghost in the corner of the room.
Boii number 1: Oh have you seen Em tonight?
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
Boii number 2: Yeah I though she looked fiiine
Boii number 1: I thought so too but then she pulled out a wet salmon
by TheWetSalmon August 31, 2018
A woman's public hair soaked in giz.
The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.
The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.
Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"
Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"
Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"
by Littleblueys October 08, 2008
To be used while brushing your teeth and shitting: spitting your toothpaste onto the toilet paper before wiping.
Why are you crying?
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
I just used an Alaskan wet-wipe
What’s cooler than being cool?
An Alaskan wet-wipe
by Tim the word man July 02, 2023
A wet laci is the act of covering your face in blue face paint similar to mordecai and then smashing your face into a banana cream pie
by Bubble_bee_outside May 16, 2022
by Mr. Wet Jumper July 26, 2019