twelve rocks in a box

a jury. You, and eleven of your fellow citizens if you've ever served jury duty. Derogatory, may be used by defense or prosecution counsel if you came back with a verdict that went against them.

"The guy had a .15 BAC, hit a parked car, and puked on the officer, but those twelve rocks in a box came back with a "Not Guilty". Can you believe it? I need to do insurance law..."

by redwoodempiredev June 24, 2008

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.

Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"

by Toadstars September 9, 2022

Vietnamese Hot Box

When a partner is preforming felacio or cunnilingus, before the recipient climaxes, he or she turns around and passes gas into the mouth of his of her partner. Vietnam has nothing to do with this act.

I gave Karen the old Vietnamese Hot Box last night. She puked.

by MWade893 November 30, 2014

crowding my box

recieving too many emails from the same person. thereby crowding your inbox with all their messages so as to not be able to see other emails.

"quit crowding my box, I got the message the first time!"

by rondidondi August 26, 2007

The Big Orange Box

What Lowes employees call Home Depot.

Dale: If you're looking for the "Echo" brand of weedeaters, you need to go to the big orange box.

by Jerry Sid July 30, 2014

Cereal box connection

When the connection you're on with an electrical device,wether it's a laptop,mobile phone or a gaming system. And the connection is just so bad you can't connect to anything online.

Mike: Yo bro did you watch the game live yesterday?

Justin: No, way! I was at my cousins house and he had that cereal box connection. I couldn't connect to anything.

by Thescallywagger April 6, 2015

Weird speaker box

Someone who sells things because of budget cuts.

"Don't call me a weird speaker box."

by siriusly fhunni October 10, 2021