Simp

A guy in desperate need of sum puss. Generally a guy who wants to tell a girl he likes her, but instead he just watches other, most likely “cool” guys bang dat shawty. Most commonly, a guy named Andrew

-wassup Andrew, u asked her out on prom yet?
-No I’ma speak wiz her after. I will definitely feel more confident by then...
-Omg you a simp

by DatBoyPlayboy July 29, 2020

Simp

A Simp is bad guy, someone devoid of morals ethics, someone who likes murderers.

Originated from OJ Simp-son, who allegedly murdered 2 people.

Simp is not short for Sympathetic, putting your girlfriend above your mates does not make you a bad guy.

Ghislaine Maxwell simped for convicted bad guy Epstein.

by MaxLevelWarlock May 19, 2023

simp

Type in any generic name, and you will see that a simp has written about them already.

He's such a simp for her.

by I guess myself idk January 27, 2021

Simp

1. Another way to say crush
2. A person who overly desires another person who is probably not worth it
3. A "crush" that's closer to lust or kin for a celebrity or fictional character

1. I'm simping so hard for Bailey

2. I bought Donna so many things for Valentine's Day.

Dude you guys aren't together. You're just being a simp.

3. I simp for Nagito Komaeda and Miley Cryus.

by WhAt'S yOuR hAnDlE????? January 26, 2022

Simp

T o m m y R a m b o

Tommy is literally a fucking simp

by Guynamedtaylor January 24, 2020

Simp

Nicholas Avery

Nick Avery is such a fucking simp

by sammyd March 11, 2020

simp

SIMP FUN FACT #13: Did you know? "Simp" is actually an acronym for "Sycophantically-Inclined Male Parasite". It was first used in a marine-biological context when describing the sexual parasitism of male deep-sea anglerfishes.

So many goddamn Marci simps on r/dota2

by Timothy McWallerson Sr April 8, 2021