by The teacher April 15, 2020
Get the alabama simpmug. Someone who lost their sense of dignity long ago. When faced with a cancellation mob trying to destroy their life, take away their job, and ruin their reputation over a trivial matter, something that happened decades ago, or a misinterpretation of something said or done, they grovel and apologize in the hopes that they might appease the mob. These spineless characters beg for forgiveness even though it has yet to prove fruitful in any case.
"Did you hear that Tommy is being canceled because he held the door open for some girls at the mall? Clear case of internalized patriarchy."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
"And he apologized for that?! What a feckless social simp."
by Thesbian.Thriller March 4, 2021
Get the Social Simpmug. 
Get the Simpmug. 
by Zeg_Wind May 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.
"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."
by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021
Get the Simpmug.