Jelly Butter

The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.

*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."

by Earthquaker1987 April 7, 2011

Nutter Butter

The process of inserting ones testis into another’s anal canal fallowed by the masturbation and ejaculation of the aggressor onto the participant’s posterior (though unnecessary it is preferred that the excrement irrigate downward into the furrow of the participant’s buttocks).

I gave her the nutter butter for her birthday now it’s the only way I can seem to please her.

by MrMaxtremo May 7, 2011

butter jar

A fat or overweight person.

Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.

by clubprice September 22, 2010

Butter cannon

The breasts of an old woman that contain milk that has spoiled and when they are squeezed, instead of milk, butter comes shooting out.

Guy 1-How was that old lady you banged last night?
Guy 2-Man she had some serious butter cannons. I loved it.
Guy 1-Eww man. That's sick.

by SAFDNV July 3, 2010

ButterRing

Professional date

Quit Buttering/ButterRing me up.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Butter Pad

Butter pressed into a backwards turkey mold so when it is extracted it has taken on the form of an ungodly ugly but delectable animal.

Dude, hit me up with a butter pad for this naked roll!

by akray July 20, 2010

Jelly Butters

FF-in Nut-ter

Blud, Lowe this Jelly Butters Sh*t

by WheatenFields#1 July 26, 2010