Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 25, 2022

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.

The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.

by Tink Tink 27 January 03, 2017

slimy butter

A cringy 10 year old which should kill himself

Slimy Butter is such a cringy homo

by Slimy Butter June 26, 2017

no peanut butter

The lowest point in one’s life.

That school has a no peanut butter policy for lunch. I feel so bad for those kids!

by An expert in peanut butter September 24, 2020

buttering your teeth

A gay sex act where one male ejaculates into the other’s mouth, thus buttering his teeth with nut butter.

Chrishem wipe your mouth, you look like Colin was buttering your teeth again

by MisterTalia May 27, 2023

Justin Butters

The name of a person with a below average sized penis.

"You have a little willy? Oh, you're a Justin Butters."

by Batholomew69 January 10, 2020

Squad Butter

To laugh ferociously at something your good friend Alex said.

L.O.L, LMAO, Squad Butter!

by BaguetteAboutIt April 17, 2024