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Bummy Bears

A slang term for Sugar-Free Haribo Gummy Bears. This expression originates due to the intense and explosive laxative effect that this product has on your digestive system.
John: "Bill why does the bathroom look like Helen Keller was playing with brown colored spray paint?"
Bill: "Because I ate 15 Bummy Bears."
John: "Fair enough."
by sexyasduckpins February 26, 2014
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fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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Frannie Poo Bear

The one and only Fran ! SO sweet but damn he pines too much. He is so worthy of such a title! Known for his good looks and the ability to pull women left and right.
Person A : "Who even Fran?"
Person B : "Oh, you mean Frannie Poo Bear? He's the sexiest bitch out there!"
by leafblowerforhead February 1, 2022
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Tubba bear

An amazing person who been through so much but still keeps a smile up through it all . Strong ; Courageous; and outstanding .
Thats my tubba bear , he's all mine .
by Lllon March 28, 2017
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Bear

Absolutely amazing person, has an epic name and is an absolute pimp.

He Hates simps more than life itself.
Everyone I’ve ever met called bear has had a girl called Lauren with him, and that’s because it’s a well known fact that bears and Lauren’s go together.

Definitely over 6”1 Because he’s an absolute unit of a human.

Doesn’t like spicy food though
“Who is that”

Have you seen the muscles on him, he must be called bear, for sure
by I_hate_fortnite October 11, 2020
mugGet the Bearmug.

Polar bear challenge

An act in which the participant stirs a stiff cold drink with their dick for their fuck buddy while maintaining a erection until their fuck buddy finishes the drink
you hear Jimmy tried the polar bear challenge? Well he's no longer seeing Ashley now.
by HumanSeeHumando May 26, 2022
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