two steps ahead

im always two steps ahead

this must be the greatest expriment... of my entire life

btw this is a fucking meme which is two steps ahead or whatever the fuck you want

by ballslicker69420 January 23, 2025

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020

two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.

I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.

by bluegingham February 22, 2022

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021