Portland Taco

The act of going down on an obese, unwashed female and being unsure whether you're licking vagina or anus.

I didn't realize what it would be like til I got her undressed and went down there, it was a total Portland Taco.

by viagratriangle45 August 29, 2014

taco cleanse

To cleanse the buthole with a hard taco

I ran out of toilet paper so I had to taco cleanse

by Chiefsrpoo January 1, 2017

glossy taco

A shining coat that's applied on top to finalise and conserve a design.
Commonly used in regard to nailpolish as established by Simply Nailogical on Youtube.
Related to: holo taco, quick dry taco and matt taco

And now we're gonna seal it all off by adding a nice think coat of glossy taco.

by Deamonia July 15, 2017

taco taco

when you jerk off u say taco taco

for eksempel u jerk off and you lie about it just say taco taco

by nigga69669769797979797 August 6, 2019

Chaco Taco

When you take a shit, put a popcicle stick through it and freeze it. When it is frozen, you put a condom on it and fuck yourself with it.

I'm so fucking horny, I'm going to give myself a chaco taco when I get home.

by ZYDIO March 26, 2021

glossy taco

A quick dry top coat. This definition was made by @simplynailogical (Cristine).

Girl 1: Hey your nails are so shiny! How did you do that!?

Girl 2: Oh well I just used a quick dry glossy taco

by LemonDaddy April 18, 2018

Taco box

An event or gathering that has all or most of the attendees as females. The opposite of a sausage party.

There is no men here. This is starting to look like a taco box .

by Kukaku Shima October 24, 2019