If it ain't dank it stank 

If something does not meet the prerequisites for being in the state of being commonly referred to as "dank", then it dun be stank. Yo.

M8 No. 1: "What the hell is going on? Why is that baby on fire?"
M8 No. 2: "Is it dank?"
M8 No. 3: "No."
M8 No. 4: "If it ain't dank it stank. Broseph."

If it ain't dank it stank by Krazy Taxi August 28, 2016

Don't be so straight about it 

A term used when one of your homeboys is being too heterosexual and you need to remind him to be more gay.

Woah dude, we don't bang girls here. Don't be so straight about it.

Don't be so straight about it by PubicPaskey March 30, 2017

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors 

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body 

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't 

A contraction for the phrase "You all would have, had I had not."

Did you all drink my Mountain Dew? Because I'm sure y'all'd've'd'i'dn't.

Y'all'd've'd'i'dn't by The Dew Dude August 26, 2021

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going 

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020