Jurassic Park

A code word used by a male specimen to indicate that he in fact has an erection.

Girl: What is that bulge coming from your pants?

Guy: JURASSIC PARK

by Shape Expert July 5, 2017

Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.

“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”

by anonymous April 12, 2024

jizzrasic park

When you bone so hard that u jizz all over the room

Yo Connor remember when we went to jizzrasic park

by Jizzlord69420 February 24, 2022

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

ROSA PARKS

DID NOT give up her seat for a white man an got arrested

Male: Get up im going to sit her
Rosa parks: No you cunt
Male: Bitch get up
Rosa parks: nuh-uh
police arrest her

by LatinaMadonna October 14, 2023

Parked

Boring, not going anywhere, slow moving (as in a parked car)

This class is so parked

by Backplant March 17, 2024

urass park

This is the section of school campus in which the Thots take habitation.

Bill : I went to Urass Park
Bob : what did it cost
Bill : everything.

by I am not a cat or. Shark January 28, 2019