Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

Lay of The Top

a girl or man has to give the person that showed you or sent you this head or let them smash

hey arianna look "show Lay of the Top" arianna starts giving head

by Starzza June 7, 2022

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.

*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!

by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022

Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

Top Dozer

Someone who is so good at something that he bulldozes the rest down.

'Bloody hell Djokovic is a top Dozer.'

by tommybisho-sama June 30, 2022