Fire Fidgetosis

The diagnosis of someone who constantly pokes a fire until effectively putting it out.
Dan - “Phil, stop messing with they fire.”
Phil- Continues poking around the wood.. “I’m fixing it”.....fire goes out
Bill- “what’s his problem?”
Dan- “he’s got fire fidgetosis, man”.
by Sparkie3 August 31, 2018
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dirty fire hydrant

When you perform anal penetration on a man/woman (whatever floats your boat), pull out just before orgasm and ejaculate in their oral cavity, followed by urinating in the previously mentioned orifice.
Tyrone: "Yo my nignog, this girl was so hot last night I had to put her out with a dirty fire hydrant''
DeShawn: "I wish you'd do that shit to me brotha"
by Boat People May 10, 2017
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Fire distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.
Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.
by Distinguished Porcupine February 21, 2021
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Hells fire

A man, usually in his 30s, notorious for a small willey that over compensates with trying to make catch phrases stick. Secretly likes to dress up as a hunter, only to peep in people's windows...and likes it in the butt..hells fire!!!
I left took my scooter home, front wheel broke I screamed hells fire and came back!

I put fireball up my butt hells fire!
by Neil Mcdonald January 31, 2023
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make it on fire

When something that's on fire is better than it would be if it wasn't burning
'That tree house is so ramshackle, make it on fire !' Said when the tree-house is so bad, it would better be burning.
by brakkie October 27, 2019
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fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off
Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod
by Firerod January 02, 2023
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Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.
Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.
by Wandman September 05, 2021
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