rim job

the act of wiping ones anal juice on the rim of someones drink container.

Friend 1: Shhhh, dont look but i just gave jennys beer a rim job!

Friend 2: Awww dude i was going to try and get on some of that!

Friend 1: Well, make sure she brushes her teeth first.

by barkingmonkeye July 25, 2007

Bro Job

Totally hooking up your Bro, especially in a work situation. Particularly relevant for restaurant employees, as they are most prone to offensive language and insider lingo.

"Hey, I cut onions for you."

"Thanks for the total bro job!"

by Steve McGuinn October 21, 2011

Kentucky Hand Job

When cleaning your cock and balls after giving yourself a Kentucky Blow Job (spitting dip spit on yourself while taking a shit because you missed the toilet), you say screw it and wank one off while using the tobacco juice as lube.

Nasty! I just gave myself a Kentucky Blow Job! Oh well....might as well just finish it off and give myself a Kentucky Hand Job.

by Darkside OX August 21, 2009

japanese titty job

Where three Japanese milfs get together and attatch jumper cables to their nipples with the other end attatched to a Toyota 4Runner.

Hey Gina, will you partake in a Japanese titty job with me and La Creesha? We're gunna get our asain nips fried!

by Johnny Pocketlint July 13, 2012

mo job

A blowjob performed by a man with a mustache.

You know who has a majestic mustache?
Who?
Tom Selleck.
Totally, with a mustache like that he could give a phenomenal mo job.

by Lorne Joel February 23, 2011

Shrimp Job

When a girl (or guy) gives a blowjob to a person with a smaller than average dick. Or in other terms, a”micro penis”.

That dude’s dick is so small, girls give him shrimp jobs instead of blow jobs!

by barcc September 24, 2023

mink job

having someone put a thumb in your asshole and jerking you off at the same time. followed by a sucking of the thumb

that Chinese girl gives a mean mink job. and she doesn't mind sucking the crap off her thumb.

by knightwolf May 22, 2009