ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Ice cube

Jail term what do you call a water head trying to be a solid , a bloody ice cube.

Only way that guy is going to solid is if she a ice cube.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.

Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ice Sculptures: The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

The Artesian Ice Cream Machine

When two males spread both ass cheeks and go butthole to butthole then simultaneously shit into an ice cream cone

“What’d you do after work James?”
“Me and Ryan made The Artesian Ice Cream Machine, do you want some?”

by Doomnator September 20, 2021

ice mommy

a woman who ice climbs with you

"man I want an ice mommy"

by TTinyDDancer07 March 24, 2022

ice

Something that looks like water but it is still.

Bert: Oh the ice is slippery a little bit.
Dad: Uh oh we slippery a little bit.
Fart: Anything is slippery!

by Shotgunner922 April 3, 2019

Ice Cream Girl

A woman who is a creamer.

We was having a good time bro, she was an ice cream girl.

by LightBoyDan November 22, 2025