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Scooby-Doo House

Scooby-Doo House (also known as a Shaggy House) is when two best guy/girl's friends house and one of you stand on the bed, squat over, then proceed to dump a massive shit on the face of the friend while they are laying down on the floor, but right before the shit leaves their ass the friend on the floor scream's RUH-ROH! at the top of their lungs!
"So Fran? want to sleep at my place your yours?"

"We can do this at your house but we gotta make it a Scooby-Doo House."

"Ruh-Roh!"
by Define Deez February 3, 2022
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watered his house

Jeff got bored and watered his house
by Lilabe July 19, 2019
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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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House Jock

A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.

There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient

2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”

“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”

“Oh no not the house jock routine”

“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
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wes's house

A house where all the meth heads go to hang out and stay up for days at a time stealing shit from eachother and helping one another look for said stolen items
Let's go to Wes's house and get methed out.
by Big E from the lobby November 26, 2017
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Americ anfootball House

The iconic house on the cover of Americ anfootballs album, American Football, that every emo in the world wishes to live in.
Emo- man, the Americ anfootball house is iconic
Normie- its literally just a fucking house
by Grunge.Arcana_Froglett November 12, 2021
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House of Dike

use to describe independent lesbian polygamist households of four or more women. who as a group kidnap a male, breed and then eat him.
that house of dike did mark last weekend, poor mark.
by Dud Dudlee September 12, 2023
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