Deep sea fishing

Deep sea fishing is when you get really drunk and hook up with a fat chick.

Your friend: (most likely after a keg stand) He walks over to the fattest chick he has the best chances with and proceeds to hook up with her.

You: The next day show him pictures of the whale he landed!

This is deep sea fishing

by T Koenig April 1, 2009

Elena's Fish Oil

When a woman grabs a man's comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). Leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man's hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. The end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. Not to be confused with Harvey's bristol cream.

Joan noticing the flacid nature of Lucas's hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of Elena's fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. Little did she know, Lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day

by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010

chocolate star-fish

Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.

So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!

by TheZooofRekt July 3, 2014

Mexican Wanking Fish

1. Slang term to descibe an axolotl.

2. An axolotl who is just BEGGING for a mate, but their owner doesn't want to get another pet.

3. A penis.

1.
Gotta go, I have to feed my Mexican Wanking Fish...

2.
My pet axolotl Bubbles is SUCH a Mexican Wanking Fish. He drops his sperm everywhere in the tank and I'm too afraid to stick my hand in the tank to feed him.
I am saving up for that cute pair of pink high-heels and I don't want to get him a stupid mate!

3.
Dude, do your fly up - I can see your Mexican Wanking Fish!

by Thora "Trif" Rogers October 9, 2006

a tangled fish-net

to shoot your baby gravy and your ladies hair after a bj and then flip her over and rub it in with the carpet making her hair look like a tangled fish-net

a tangled fish-net: damn bro i gave your mom a thangled fish-net last night.

by GORILLA_GRIP August 9, 2008

fish stick poncho

a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.

Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.

by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014

chocolate nipple fish

a man with a tiny black penis puts his penis on another persons nipples, pretending it is a fish on his lunch brake.

hey Jim, Cherry and I roleplayed last night. I was the legendary chocolate nipple fish and she was a naughty school girl.

by abusivecereal45 August 14, 2010