When you assert dominance over a petite chick and turn her upside down and then proceed to pound her.
by Xrayted May 24, 2019
When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'
"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."
by Ganshee September 19, 2022
by drumingandstuff April 07, 2011
It's when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn't work. When the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarrassing.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
It's like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
Person 1: Did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
Person 2: Yeah, that was a total fail cake. Sucks to be him.
by rocksiegirl21 April 24, 2011
by pusspusspuss666 February 22, 2024
When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
by The most smooth peen April 05, 2024
by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022