Hoop Theory

Noun: The act of approaching all types of girls correlated to taking different types of basketball shots based on their perceived attractiveness and the difficulty of the shot.

Lay-up: Asking out someone who’s chopped and pretty easy to get with. “Everyone warms up with lays, apart of every players bag”

Mid-range shot (Middy): Going for someone who’s debatable if you should go for that or not but it takes some effort, but still within reach. “Every great player has to shoot some middys sometimes, keep them humble.”

3-pointer: Tryna bag someone attractive, these shots are harder to take but not out of reach, one could go in. . “3 balls are essential to add to the bag, needa be proud of the shots you take.”

Logo shot: Pursuing someone extremely attractive and out of your league. Likely won’t succeed, but worth a shot. Do not recommend but every once in a while the shot is there. ONLY FOR 10s “Chooc’s favorite shot.”

Do you practice hoop theory? If so what’s is your favorite shot to take?

by ChoocLovesWoman December 4, 2024

Stiven theory

Shot man with opinionated historical theory and teachings

Stiven theory:
The Cold War was a Stupid misunderstanding

by Fffffffffffffffr December 8, 2023

Horsecock Theory of Disattraction

When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock

According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.

by D Flawless December 12, 2023

Pedocon theory

The theory that political conservatives are inherently more prone to be pedophiles than other people on the political spectrum.

“Roy Moore is proof that pedocon theory is real.”

by IOnlySpeakTheTruth12345 January 6, 2024

Oscar Theory

When you live in New York and have a December birthday, and somehow you are still in the same grade you would be in if you had an early birthday. This has nothing to do with Oscar the Grouch.

Cooper: Hey Christian, do you know my friend Oscar from New York?
Christian: Yeah, when is his birthday again?
Cooper: December 4th, 2006. He is currently a senior in high school.
Christian: That proves the Oscar theory.
Cooper: The what?
Christian: Never mind.

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 January 11, 2024

Daniel Theorem

A theorem that states that occams razor can be applied in any situation a person sees fit. The most common use of the Daniel Theorem is in math, where if a pattern or shortcut appears, one could deduct the answer from either logic or simple reasoning. Daniel Theorem is a phenomenon but can also be a way of life, if there is a loophole in not paying taxes, then one should apply it.

Using the Daniel Theorem, I realized that a circle is better than a square to make car wheels, take that libs!

by DanielAlmighty January 17, 2024

Pajeet Theory

a Theory which is already proven, that indopaks are in their nature very submissive (mostly uncondentionaly) towards authoritian people or people who have more power then themselfs, even if this person is a very evil one

generic pajeet: „phul sapport for israel saaar“
normal person: „thats the pajeet theory“

by deez nuts chatgpt January 19, 2024