throw your pants at their face

An invitation for sexual acts such as but not limited to intercourse.

"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

by TurntUp January 1, 2014

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

fruity in the pants

Gay. Peter puffer. Fudge packer

I think J.T. Might be a little fruity in the pants

by Puffcake July 15, 2014

Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.

Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup

by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015

phlannel pj pants

When one sexual partner shaves themself (any body hair, but particularly pubic) and then applies a layer of Vaseline to their par tner's legs, followed by the hair. This is done pre-coitus and is often used in gender reversal fantasies.

Guy 1: Hey, dude, where did your leg hair go?

Guy 2: I gave my girl a pair of phlannel pj pants before we had sex last week. The sex was great, but the cleanup was a lot to deal with.

by redbird nation November 12, 2015

over the pants squeezaroo

When a male gets his genital area squeezed from over the pants.

Last night Sally gave me an over the pants squeezaroo

by Countrydoggystyle42 February 1, 2016

over the pants inception

The act of subtley implanting an idea into another persons head without actually saying it

I got a girl to send nudes by using the over the pants inception method.

by The real Jj17 March 19, 2016