bone it like you own it

An utterance of encouragement to treat a person/thing as being one's permanent possession/property, free to be mistreated/misused, especially when both the encourager and encouragee know such not to be the case. Commonly done when loss/destruction of a partner/object is imminent, or when one does not take the partner's next partner/item's next owner into consideration.

Kris: I don't think it's going to work between Jamil and me. Our relationship seems so tenuous.
Paul: When you know it's all but over, bone it like you own it!

Andreas: I've been using Paul's car while he's on a 5-week hike, but I'm afraid that it's about to die of its own accord.
Booby: If it's on its way out anyway, bone it like you own it.

by Bachelor boB September 21, 2012

like death warmed over

absolutely horrible, awful, terrible

Man, Jeremy looks like death warmed over.

by Light Joker December 8, 2006

take it like a bitch

usually used when some one has been smokeing weed for a long time and goes to toke up with a couple of friends and starts coufing really bad. thusly, he;s taken it like a bitch

*spark*
*inhale deep*
*couf couf couff*
ahahahahha u take it like a bitch!

by Cj, the smot poker September 12, 2008

Tight Like Prom Night

The ultimate level of tightness. Something is so thorough or well done, it will never be recreated on that level of tightness again, much like prom night sex.

"I heard that rock show was tight last night, how tight was it?" "It was tight like prom night!"

by Lexron Jenkins July 3, 2006

Cunt like a Hippo yawning

A girl with a vagina so badly damaged when she upens her legs it looks like a hippo with its mouth open.

Dude I was going down on her and took her panties off and I got scard I thought I was on the Discovery channel, She had a cunt like a Hippo yawning and it made a wierd noise at me.

by MERT July 4, 2012

Ileana ain't like it small

Stronger than any roasts. No other roasts/trap card/spell card can stop dis. Everytime this is used against u, ur dick -3 inches. When ur dick is smaller than 0 inches, u become a trap.

George: ur mom gay
Pantea: ur dad lesbian
George: no u
Pantea: ur granny tranny
George: ur grandpap trap
Pantea: Ileana ain't like it small
George: dick becomes -1 inches.

by tacboss1234 May 10, 2018

I like your shoelaces

A *secret* phrase used to try to identify fellow bloggers from Tumblr. Used on other websites or in real life regardless of the footwear they are wearing.

The correct response is "I stole them from the president."

"Hey, uh... I like your shoelaces?"
"I stole them from the president *snigger*"
(Exchange URLs etc)

by elemeno-pee.tumblr.com November 20, 2012