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Jesus Freak

Someone more overt and sold out to Jesus than you.
Don, my friend, you have been carrying around that Bible and going to church a lot. Are you becoming a Jesus freak?
by Brother Donald June 16, 2022
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Jesusandjay

Trans Jesus that makes people a poc a member of the alphabet mafia or fat
Guys I’ve just been blessed with jesusandjay I’m a lesbian now
by Big pumpum getter June 23, 2022
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Jesus

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He is Jesus
by Euwua July 26, 2022
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Jesus's Army

Jesus's Army are a peaceful Christian organisation who usually drive around to their religious gatherings in rainbow or multi coloured vehicles usually dilapidated vans or mini buses. Jesus's Army love to spread the word of our Lord and Saviour through rustic songs acapella style or often led by tambourine's, maracas,spoons and entry level guitar playing.
Unfortunately due to Jesus's Army only feeling love and seeing good in their fellow man they can often fall foul of being abused by drunken thugs who will initially express a real interest in turning their sad lives around with Jesus's help only to blag free rides to their next watering hole and further cementing their own place in Hell.
Dave we've drank and gambled all our money on fruit machines. We literally only have enough for 4 more pints each with no cash machine visits available and we still need to get home with no money for a taxi.
Fear not there is some rainbow coloured van there with a heavy smell of marijuana and Christian love exuding from it. That is definitely Jesus's Army and if we tell them we are interested in signing up and turning our lives around with the help of the Lord I think we can blag a lift.
by Another pseudonymal August 5, 2022
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Jerusalem Slim

Cool hip hood name for Jesus to get young brothers interested in our Lord and Savior!
Jerusalem Slim died for our sins.
by ManOfGod2224 August 7, 2022
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Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
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Jesus of the suburbs

Anyone who calls themselves Jesus of the suburbs is obviously full of shit.
Jesus of the suburbs was a great suburb leader
by Entity010 August 12, 2022
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