Shit house

1A Cromwell Road, Malvern

Have you seen shit house?
Yeah, it’s so shit isn’t it
I’m so glad I don’t live there

by Shithousefan22 September 30, 2020

House of Fun

Good morning miss
Can I help you son?
Sixteen today
And up for fun
I'm a big boy now
Or so they say
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Box of balloons
With the feather-light touch
Pack of party-poppers
That pop in the night
A toothbrush and hairspray
Plastic grin
Miss Clay on all corners
Has just walked in

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the House of

N-n-n-no no miss
You misunderstood
Sixteen big boy
Full pint in my manhood
I'm up to date
And the date's today
So if you'll serve
I'll be on my way

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

I'm sorry son
But we don't stock
Party gimmicks
In this shop
Try the House of Fun
It's quicker if you run
This is a chemist
Not a jokers' shop!

Party hats
Simple enough clear
Comprehend savvy understand
Do you hear?
A pack of party hats
With the colored tips
Too late!
Gorgon's heard gossip
Well hello Joe, hello Miss Clay
Many happy returns from the day

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun
Welcome to the lion's den
Temptation's on his way
Welcome to the house of fun

Welcome to the house of fun
Now I've come of age
Welcome to the house of fun

by Death Menace October 22, 2023

Mad House

Motor City Mad house

Has message

My name is ted nugent.

it such a Mad House i can hardly get next to myself, you predophilic brits

by MineOwedWu's July 12, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

The Owl House

The best show of all time; a show made by Dana Terrace which released in 2020. The Owl House is the best Disney show of all time, and is just great.

Person A: Hey, do you want to watch The Owl House with me tonight?

Person B: OF COURSE! THE OWL HOUSE (TOH) IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!

by Nebula_GTAG March 17, 2024

Freddie May school house a

a rhyming sentence to show that freddie may is in school house (a)

person 1: oh look there, thats freddie may.

person 2: no way! its Freddie may school house a

by toe.up.ur.azz January 27, 2024

Austrian House Party

The act of shoving sub woofers up your ass on full blast, vibrating your anal cavity and destroying you butthole.

Damn! Mark gave himself an Austrian House Party last night and he's still in hospital getting his prolapsed anus repaired.

by mr. Iamsodamnsick January 23, 2013