Fart Pass

A Fart Pass says that it's alright to fart in public if someone else has.

I have a Fart Pass so it's cool.

by Jake mager October 22, 2017

fart centric

1) A smelly person who takes great pleasure and pride in releasing gas with people around him or her, often maliciously.

2) Also the person likes talking about farts and usually starts laughing uncontrollably when farts are brought up in conversation.

3) A 'lactard' who through years of not being able to process dairy properly, has accepted and grown proud of his or her uncontrollable flatulence

"I saw these girls with orange spray on tans at the mall today, I felt obligated to crop dust them. Afterwards I ate some protein bars to supercharge my farts for my next victim, which happened to be my little sister when she came to pick me up from the mall. Muhaha"
"Spencer, you fart centric bastard, I think you have a problem. Maybe you should see a doctor."

by Bigassss June 4, 2013

Stinky fart

When you think it’s a silent one but you accidentally shit yourself.

Tom Johnston just had a stinky fart.

by Stinkerton69 March 3, 2020

No Fart February

No Fart February is a pledge where someone can go the longest without farting since the inception when February rolls around.

Tim was gonna win No Fart February but ended up farting at the last minute.

by BetterSkatez November 22, 2020

Fart Mart

going to a place with alot of people and release all sources of gas rudely.

Debby Lee realised her dangerous farts whcih made Target a fart mart.

by dai the thottie June 6, 2015

Phantom Fart

When everyone in the room has smelled a fart yet no one farted.

Wife: Did you fart?
Man: No
Wife: Well, I didn't fart either.
Man: <smells fart> oh fuck
Wife: What?
Man: Must be a Phantom Fart.

by ramdom shit you should stop se January 20, 2019

Truck fart

A fart is capable to cross all types of roads and barricades to eventually reach its ultimate goal...makes you barf and cry.

That was such a truck fart, man! Even at the other side of the conference room, I saw Grace and Inge heading the WC holding their barf in their mouths.

by Pakiko January 27, 2010