Canadian Snow Dragon
An advanced sexual prank. When a male is receiving a blowjob from a female. He must first cover his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap in male syrup. Once the females mouth clamps around his Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap he holds her mouth shut with one hand while shoving her head down with the other, nutting as hard as he can. While doing so he informs her that he has an STD (only the nastiest will do). She will immediately gasp from shock. Timing must be perfect, resulting in the female blowing maple syrup baby gravy out through her nostrils.
Nancy was pissing me off last night so I gave that hooker the biggest Canadian Snow Dragon she has ever seen.
Canadian Snow Dragon by Artie J Saves March 30, 2026
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