Cake hangover

When you eat too much cake at your birthday party and wake up feeling crappy

Guy 1: Girl 1's birthday party was bomb!
Guy 2: It was, but I heard she got a cake hangover.
Guy 2: That sucks.

by NotTuch October 23, 2022

Nouveau cake

Someone who brags about cake all the time and how they're so knowledgeable about cake but they don't even know anything about cake because one year ago they were eating pound cakes from 7-11 and then they saw one episode of cake boss and now think they're cake Picasso but they're not okay.

Person One: "Last year I was eating twinkies for a buck but now I'm feasting on 200 dollar three tiered vanilla cakes made by Laduree"

Person Two: "you're so nouveau cake. Gross"

by Old cake May 13, 2013

Beef Cake

Beef Cake is a guy who is 6+ft tall and has a huge cock, and is ripped

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it

by Loveniggers February 3, 2018

The Dirty Chocolate Cake

When you eat her ass and its dirty.

Friend 1: I was eating her ass but it was full shit
Friend 2: Oh mate you ate the Dirty Chocolate Cake

by Dark Chocolat April 21, 2021

Cake shake

When you poop in somebody’s mouth then break it up with pee

Let me give you a cake shake

by MrDiddy August 1, 2025

Progressive Cake

What a company cooks themselves when they shamelessly does something for the sake of appearing diverse for street cred, rather than actually fighting prejudice.

Amber: Woah, insert homophobic corporation here made their logo rainbow for pride month! How diverse and inclusive of them!
Jenny: Don't fool yourself, they are just making themselves some progressive cake.

by Zi7ar21 May 8, 2024

Cake

Thiccccccc

Zoe got that cake

by Your butt stank January 20, 2020