Bum Crumpets

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner

Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.

by King_rar March 8, 2025

bene bum

The New Zealand version of benefit bum. Usually a hori person. Someone that abuses the benefit provided by the government and doesn't have any goals or plans to get off it.

They see the benefit as a life plan.

"oiii she's such a bene bum"

"I know, did you hear she's pregnant again too?"

"fuckkkk she'll be getting paid more than me now"

Friends talking about someone on the bene

by 3mpress_Patch May 18, 2025

BUM

Beast
Upper
Management

A nice way to personally and now urban Dictionarily define the word people keep calling you or you just know you are ^u^

Im BUM and I live in a box!

by tardwoot January 25, 2011

bums

A slander for being a homeless person/bum in danish

Hey do you remember that guy who begged us for money the other day?
Yeah he was a real bums.

by BumsMan74 July 11, 2022

bum Juice

Rumors or gossip that are evidently false or fake

Man, that's straight up bum Juice, dawg.

by bumJuiceh8r November 5, 2017

bum

someone who doesn't work and refuses to work but still gets around pretending he does.

most commonly referred to ASH MOORE the bum

Ash Moore thinks he's top dog but he's actually a bum

by real geez October 13, 2021