fake bean

A fake bean is the same as a fake person/fake fan.

Bean = person

If someone calls you a fake bean it’s because you are disagreeing with the person who called you a fake bean.

If you are writing bean in plural it’s written “Beanz”

- I love strawberries, do you like strawberries?

- No
-Than you’re a fake bean✋😔

by Master Of Beanz November 12, 2019

Bean

A cigarette.

Wanna go smoke a bean?

It's time for a bean.

by IFinesseBeans October 24, 2016

bean dip

On April 12 you scoop under the nipple of someone and tell Bean Dip

Jean-Hey Andrew go get a Bean Dip on that girl over there!
Andrew- Ya I just Bean dipped tht girl hard.

by Garrrrrrrry WINTHORPE May 25, 2018

mx. bean

the third iteration of bean. they became this after transitioning from man to woman in the episode "here comes mrs. bean", and then finally settling to becoming nonbinary in the episode "where's the wrench, mx. bean?"

nonetheless, mx. bean is the same bean, portrayed by the same man.

mx. bean: ohh teddy
Heinz Original Beans in Tomato Sauce, 398mL: MAN! This is some good television!

by elsqued December 13, 2024

breakfast bean

A person of British origination/ethnicity

Derogatory term for British/United Kingdom people.

"I did a DNA test and it said I was 93% Breakfast Bean!

by Messy97 September 29, 2023

Beans

Also known as Colin, is usually a red-head that all the ladies fall for. If you are looking for a date this is the man to go to. He is stronger then Chuck Norris and is best friends with the one and only Jesus Christ. If you have any questions about grammar don’t ask Beans, he’s a math type of dude.

Girl 1: Man this math homework is pretty hard
Jesus Christ: you should ask Beans
Girl 1: you mean the hot guy with red hair
Girl 2: what if I need help on grammar, Will he help?
Jesus Christ: Hell na sista!!!!!!

by Singlepringlebeans April 9, 2019

Bean

Someone being smol and precious

Jake: Carly is such a bean

by y5hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh February 7, 2022